Lighten the Mood with Some English Humor: 10 Jokes to Brighten Your Day

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

8. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
There was nothing left but de-brie!

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

10. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!